Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A big, fat p*ssy, just waiting to be f*cked

Did anybody see Nip/Tuck tonight?

I love when they push Christian ever more into womanhood.  Breast cancer?!  It was great that Christian told everyone it was specifically *breast* cancer, too.  This storyline is nearly as good as the days when he was eating lo-cal cottage cheese, pining for Sean, and wishing for chocolate cake.  I guess it's always fun to watch poor little beautiful Christian be sad.  *Sigh* This is really making me wish (yet again) that they hadn't dumped the "Christian's got a crush on Sean" thing from a couple seasons back- Sean and Christian are the most realistic and compelling couple on T.V.  Even though Sean's an a**.

Though, thank GOD he (ok, well, the writers anyway) got rid of Colleen.  She was at the top of her game when she turned that other agent into a teddy bear- now that was creepy!- but ever since she's become kind of ho-hum.  My favorite shot in the whole show was when she put her lipstick on using her reflection in the knife.  Now THAT is the kind of tacky but apropos shot I tune in for! 

Unlike Sean and Colleen, though, I liked Liz tonight- for ONCE.  She's always so stuffy, but tonight she was so sweet (even if she didn't hug Christian when he obviously needed it) I couldn't help but like her.  I guess now that the actress has lost a ton of weight, they're gonna give her more screen time, and make her Christian's female pal, instead of Julia.  

Because tonight Julia was nowhere to be seen- another thank GOD!  SOOOOO sick of her and her tired eyes.

Matt was his normal super ready to help self, stuck in tawdry storylines.  I don't know about pre-med, though.... he seems more like the patient-centered nurse type to me.  But guess it doesn't matter.  And BTW, wish they hadn't dumped the half-sister.  It's not like their "incest" was that big of a deal anyway- there are fertility clinics to catch any genetic diseases, anyway.

Though, even if it meant she had to get back together with Matt, I do wish there were more Kimber.  Eh, actually maybe not, because I don't just want (meth addled, etc) Kimber around, I want more *HOT* Kimber.  Kimber from back in the days when she and Christian were having angry, meaningful but ostensibly meaning*less* sex.  Otherwise known as that character's heyday.

Speaking of Kimber/things that suck: I hate the "Sean's a cripple!" thing!  1. I have a friend in a wheelchair, and no one ever randomly asks to push her- nor does she have (heavy) handles on a chair she mostly moves around by her own muscle, because that would be silly.  2.  Obviously the writers are just doing it until they can show a little paralytic sex, and then they'll move on.  Which is boring in its obviousness.  Since we know Sean won't be a gimp forever, why make him one for now?  They already did this kind of thing with Christian and the amputee, anyway.  Plus, Sean's a moper.  It's fun to see Christian sad/stoic, and Sean happy/arrogant.  Haven't the writers learned that by now?!

Recap to come tomorrow.  Tonight was the viewing party :)

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